I think this picture speaks for itself. Please note the condition of Ovechkin on the far left, and since when is Markov the biggest douchebag in the history of the world (besides Sean Avery, but that's another story for another time)? Seriously, all Markov needs to complete his look is a two pink polo shirts layered, with two popped collars. Maybe he had those on earlier in the night, and they are discarded and off screen. Perhaps he is holding those shirts in the hand that is just off screen, in much the same way as Jackie continually holds daggers in her hands outside of photos. Who's to say?
So you are probably wondering what this has to do with my novel... well, absolutely nothing. I just thought it was funny. Perhaps there will be a funeral in my novel attended by drunken NHL players and strippers (hockey pros and stripper hos?)... but probably not. But I will tell you , my dear followers, that there will be an inclusion of that timeless classic poem "The Dash", as well as a funeral whereby the minister is dressed as Elvis (based on real events).
Given that OV is still in the playoffs and Markov never played this may be a better example of what was wrong with the Habs...having said that you raise a number of good points...and yes Markov could "douche" it up with popped collars and a subscription to Yachting Weekly
ReplyDeleteWow who tore up his jeans? Its like he was attacked by a werewolf.
ReplyDeleteOkay, that settles it. In my novel, at an NHL Pros and Hockey Hos party, Ovechkin will be there, and he will be attacked by a werewolf. He will be impressed by the effect it has on his jeans, and he will continue to wear them despite the fact that it makes him look like a d-bag.
ReplyDeleteSean Avery is the sh*t of the Earth. Plain and simple. If he gets his name on the Stanley Cup, I will have to abandon hockey forever, as the most glorious of all awards will have been defecated on. That, or I would try to steal it, and scratch his name off. Ovie needs to step up and get that f**ker out of the Stanley Cup race. And soon. Which means putting down the beer, and stepping away from the strippers.
ReplyDeleteAnd re: Markov, I agree that he probably owns at least four to six pink polos, with starched collars to make sure they stay popped. They are in various colours to suit each occasion.
Also, I love Jill's head in that photo. I laughed for a good 5 minutes. That will definitely up my mood during bleak studying times. Thanks Jill. It's almost as good as Jessica Simpson's mom pants, and Paris Hilton crying on her way back to jail...good times.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, but the addition of Jill's head to that photo is one of the worst things I have ever seen. While it is funny, I think that the profile picture I have whereby my head is on a man's body and making a grab for C Ron's junk, as well as the picture on my blog where I am lotioning up Fernando, are much better and funnier.
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