Wednesday, July 13, 2011

20,103 Words, and Why I Haven't Posted


... I haven't posted mainly because I feel like nothing I am writing is interesting. I am advancing the plot, but there's a lot of backstory and none of it is particularly funny. I'll post a brief excerpt from yesterday's session. It concerns Hope, the middle sister. It's about her relationship with AJ, who she is now broken up with, but is still living with and in a band with.
Katie (Cocaine Katie is her stage name) is mentioned in this excerpt... she may end up coming back into the story but so far has lived only in Hope's memories about her first band, an all-girl AC/DC tribute band called AC/DShe. This is completely inspired by an article about all girl tribute bands written by Chuck Klosterman.

She was playing a gig with AC/DShe the night she met AJ. Things weren’t going well at the time for the band. The bass player, Gwyn, and the drummer, Jynx, were toying with the idea of forming a new tribute band, covering only Led Zeppelin songs. Katie was losing her shit about it, she was pretty militant about only playing AC/DC covers. Truthfully, Hope was becoming increasingly discontented with playing only AC/DC... she still loved the music, but wanted to try something new. Led Zeppelin wasn’t what she had in mind. She had been writing lately, was thinking about playing originals.
AJ came to see the band, bought her a drink between sets. Told her she had a great voice. Told her she should expand her repertoire, that if she could cover AC/DC she could sing just about anything. He had a band, asked if she wanted to jam with them. She found herself talking to him about the music she was writing. About how she had been learning guitar. He said it sounded brilliant. He said she was a natural musician. He told her exactly what she needed to hear, and meant none of it. Or maybe some of it.
Sure, there were warning signs. Katie hated him, for one. But then, Katie hated everyone, so Hope rarely took it too seriously. For another thing, he was sporting a beard/moustache that curved from his right cheekbone, down and across his chin, and then rose up around his mouth to end with a flourish. In some circles, this facial art form was known as a “monkey tail.” Hope overheard a guy using the term in conversation with AJ… AJ punched the guy in the face. Also, he was wearing two pink polo shirts, both with popped collars. It was clearly a douchebag uniform, especially when paired with the facial hair. Hope must have been fucking blind, or fucking stupid, or both. Or maybe she just needed something. Maybe she just needed someone to tell her what she needed to hear.
When she met AJ, she thought he was deep, soulful. She thought what he said about music was brilliant. He said that playing music with someone else was like touching souls. Katie sneered. Hope smiled, swallowed the rest of her drink, took the pill he offered her, and invited him home. Later, she would realize that he had directly quoted lyrics from “A Case of You” by Joni Mitchell, which became one of her favourite songs. Even later, she would realize that nearly everything interesting that he said had been ripped off from someone else. And too late, she would realize that he meant none of the things he said. Or too few of them to matter.
Either way, he got what he wanted. After she played with his band, she left AC/DShe for good. She hadn’t spoken with Katie since. She had seen Gwyn and Jynx once, when she went to see their new band, Moby Chick. Of course, there was a band in Southern California by the same name, but it seemed like all good names were taken by bands in Southern California. Nobody worried about it too much. At least nobody in South Western Ontario.

3 comments:

  1. love it. especially loved the picture of prince whats-his-name with the monkey tail beard and your description of AJ and how douchey he is. So sad that Hope didn't see the signs but I think we've all been guilty of that... so needy for something that we just pretend like what's on offer is for real.
    Loved this insight: "Later, she would realize that he had directly quoted lyrics from “A Case of You” by Joni Mitchell, which became one of her favourite songs."
    Instead of realizing he had ripped it off and getting mad, she had started to like it. That's the sign of delusion right there. But so understandable!

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  2. Wonderful! As usual, I am very jealous of your gift for character development. Only you could use the monkey tail to provide a significant insight into a character's personality.

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  3. That picture of Wills with a monkey tail is probably the best photoshopping we've seen since the infamous shell pot earrings. Amazing work!

    I don't even know where to begin with the whole AJ/Katie/Hope thing. Superb. Especially the insight about AJ and his lack of originality. Finally, I'm glad to see the return of our old friend, "A Case Of You." It is such a story in and of itself, and it really blends well into our novels.

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